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SELLERS OUTTA LUCK

$SOL you sold. it sent. luck moved out the same day.
CAloading
buy on pump.fun chart x
24H +ATH · SELLERS: REKT · LUCK: RELOCATED
Crying pink face holding a SOLD slip while a four-leaf clover flies away and the chart goes up
LUCK: RELOCATED

THE EVIDENCE

one guy. five bad decisions. the sixth one is yours, play the simulator and hit sell.

Green candles climbing with one red candle circled: you sold here
exhibit a sold the only red candle
Candles climbing to the moon while the face cries: to the moon without you
exhibit b watched it leave
Face smiling through tears next to a line going up: any dip now
exhibit c still waiting for the dip
Face with X eyes holding up a framed SOLD slip: framed it
exhibit d framed the receipt
Four-leaf clover flying out a door away from the crying face: the luck left
exhibit e clover walked out the door
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YOUR FACE HERE

spot opens the second you hit sell. or mint one now.

24H +ATH · SELLERS: REKT · LUCK: RELOCATED
exhibit f reserved

He sold to wait for the dip.He is the dip.

plan was simple. sell, wait for the dip, buy back cheaper. chart dipped exactly once, right where he was standing. then it went back up and he didn't.

PFP GENERATOR

pfp generator. every trait is a mistake. every seller is you.

seller.png · 1000×1000
post on x
every seller is unique. every seller is you.
traits · 9 slots · 0 good ones

skin

eyes

mouth

tears

extra

hat

eyewear

prop

backdrop

effects (stack them)

one-click cope

PAPER HANDS SIMULATOR

sell here instead of on the real chart. same result, costs nothing.

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mcap$0
since you soldn/a
times sold0
it's chopping. your thumb is getting itchy.
24H +ATH · SELLERS: REKT · LUCK: RELOCATED
FINAL

The whole document

ticker
$SOL
supply
1,000,000,000
tax
0 / 0
launch
pump.fun
rules
1. do not sell.

HOW TO BUY

four steps. step four is the hard one.

  1. 01

    get phantom

    download it, write the seed phrase on paper, show nobody.

  2. 02

    get solana

    the chain one. buy it on any exchange and send it to phantom.

  3. 03

    ape

    open pump.fun, paste the CA from up top, swap for $SOL.

  4. 04

    do nothing

    thumb drifting toward sell? go use the simulator.